Exam Time = Funny Presentations

For my final exams, the students have to give an "Academic Presentation". Basically, one class is doing a persuasive presentation based on a debate topic. The other class is doing an informative presentation based on a topic I gave them. The second class has poor English so I gave them easier topics. They will be going to America, so I decided to give them topics about America. Today I had some presentations about American farms, Wisconsin (yup, I had one do a report on WI!), American sports, American food, President Obama, and a few others.

Sometimes I learn a lot of interesting things, sometimes I have to bite my tongue not to laugh, sometimes I can't hide my confusion. Let me share some of the fun things I experienced this morning.

topic: American weddings  mistake: every time this girl said "bride" she pronounced it "bridge"
topic: Obama  mistake: he kept pronouncing his name "Opama"
topic: American food   mistake: He was explaining pepperoni pizza he said, "Pepperoni pizza has hum, cream, and bread" not sure what hum and cream is
topic:Wisconsin   mistake:one of our special products is Panax. I had no idea what it was. I googled it and found out that Panax is the scientific name of ginseng. Little did I know that WI is a main producer of this product!
topic: Jay Chou (famous Taiwanese singer) mistake: not really a mistake, but the girl decided to include his name, age, weight, height, and blood type on her power-point. He has type O blood, if your curious.
topic: understanding other cultures mistake: his conclusion-word for word, "In a nutshell, it is not the only way to understand another culture by living or visiting there. We can read books, surf the Internet, make foreigners and even go to customs of the village. Above these, not only cheap and convenient." make foreigners.... huh????

I have the other half next week. I can't wait!

Care Skin Bathe Turban

I never know what to call it in English, but now I know. It's a bathe turban. More commonly known as a loofah or a pouf. I bought one today and started reading the description... enjoy! (If it doesn't make sense, it's ok)

Add some shower juice is it is it make foam to be abundant all over to wipe to wipe away, smooth and incomparable before taking a shower, is it carry on keep-fit massage to whole body, let skin gloss extraordina rily of you happy easily to equal to, fine and smooth and rich flexibly, like bud being generally pleasant. 
If anyone would like to rewrite it into what you THINK they meant, give it a shot. I'd love to see what you get! :)